Paper towels

I bought some paper towels.

They were "Bounty, extra suave"

I gave them to my wife, but not before expressing my disappointment in her, for her unsophisticated previous choices in  paper goods.

One...singular sensation!

Many thanks to my neighbor, Gothic Hangman, for the use of his top hat.

http://gothichangmanstudios.com/
update!
After I'd finished shooting the pictures, Gothic Hangman suggested a little moustache.
Hooray! Look! These towels already had one!