The dog cleaner.

When I was growing up, and someone dropped some food on the floor, instead of wiping it up, we'd get the "dog cleaner". Kind of like a vacuum  cleaner, except a dog cleaner laps up the mess, no fuss no muss.

I still use a dog cleaner.

I'm blowing my cover with this post. I don't think my wife knows how portable this dog cleaner is.
Sometimes when I spill food on the table or the stove, I pick up the dog cleaner point its nozzle in the right direction and start cleaning.

Like the Dyson Ball, A dog cleaner never loses suction.

HEAD TO HEAD!