Like Sarah said in her comment, I am great at liberating stuck cats. But I can be a little egotistical, especially when I'm competing with the fire dept.
To reiterate what she said, 2 cats jammed between a transformer box and an abandoned school building.
I made a noose on the end of a steel pole and went cat-fishing! Thwang! And the cat went flying off into the night.
The second cat was a lot tougher, and required a sledgehammer and a grinder, and the fire dept was there, but I wanted to be cooler than them...
Actually I don't remember that much. I was a little traumatized from the fireman getting mad at me for having a smart mouth. And then I asked if he would still put out my house, if it were to catch fire.
He said he would, but it was still a little tense.
The next day I accidentally set my house on fire, and it was about to really go up in flames, fire dept style.
Luckily I got it out myself, but yeah, don't piss off the fire dept.
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