The pictures in my laundry room

Herbert Bush was an ordinary man who walked the earths crust all his days. 

Pete Conrad was a nerd who rode a rocket-ship into outer-space, to become the 3rd man to walk on the moon. The first is the worste, the second is the best, and the third is a nerd. Here is a picture of Pete conrad on the moon.

http://www.eldacur.com/~brons/NerdCorner/nerd.html

Herbert, a humble merchant, who resided above his business at 2514 Saint Claude ave, never expected to cross paths with Pete Conrad, the nerd from space, but he did. 

And when He did, he got this autograph. 

It still hangs in the laundry room above a picture of Jesus Christ, at 2514 Saint Claude ave, which is where I now live. 

There's basically no difference between Jesus and Pete, they are both nerdy spacemen With a narcotic effect on their fans. Their names rhyme, and they look exactly the same. Jesus has his halo above his head, but Peter has his down around his neck. Their bling is even the same, Jesus is sporting his sacred heart, and Pete has some awesome patches and hardware. Jesus is holding his red sash, and Pete is clutching his fake umbilical hose. They both have the same baggy white shirts. They even died the same way. Jesus was nailed to a cross, and Pete fell off a motorcycle.